Sunday, June 12, 2005

On Keeping Wedding Guests out of the Bedroom

One of my sisters attended a wedding up in Greeley last Friday. The happy couple were, like my sister, part of the hardcore FOCUS Catholics at the University of Northern Colorado. She tells me that at the banquet, held in a church basement, a guest came up to the newlyweds and, believing the gesture would be appreciated, handed them a condom. Needless to say, the couple was quite astonished.

Yeesh. I hope for his sake that he was drunk.

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